A Christmas tale of an idiot

A Christmas tale of one idiot. 

Whenever I hear someone say to me

"have a Merry Christmas" it really makes 

me want to wrap up a big rock in the 

Christmas cheer place a pretty bow

on it then smile as I throw it

through their 

God damn window while I am screaming

"here bitch is your fucking HoHoHo," 

Then all of the Christmas lights hanging 

everywhere I Iook on everything they 

can find looking like a stupid

Disney movie 

causing the cost of electricity to go up

giving the crooks, the ones in suites the 

greedy bastards who care about nothing 

but themselves besides that

it hurts my 

eyes so bad that I want to break every single

bulb like it is bubble wrapper or shoot every 

mother fucking one of them then take the 

wire and wrapped it around their necks 

and hang them up by the chimney with 

care as I fill the house with gas and a 

yuletide log then light it on 

fire so Santa 

Clause would not miss it so he can kiss me 

ass from the air and then when the carolers come 

howling 

those stupid songs that hurt my ears 

wearing ridiculous clothes that a clown 

would not even wear as I want to take 

my hose to turn it on full blast and spray 

them down like two dogs humping, then 

close the 

shades to my room and turn the lock then 

place a note on my door that says I killed 

Santa Clause so Christmas is canceled due 

to the fact that he is an   asshole so 

take your damn cheer and Happy New 

Year and shove them up your ass. I mean 

everywhere you go you will see the best 

of all humanity putting up Christmas

trees with all that shiny tinsel of Red and 

green buying over priced gifts standing in 

line for hours to by with money they 

do not have to spend in the first place 

using all their rent and bill cash on 

people they do not even like or who do 

not care about them, I mean really who 

in the hell needs ten stuffed animals in all 

shapes and sizes stupid Christmas 

bears or ugly sweaters

or crappy 

tasting fruitcakes while they are killing 

trees and filling up the dumps 

with billions 

of tons of trash and litter all for

what a hallmark channel made up 

holidays that are supposed to be celebrating 

the day our Lord and King Jesus Christ 

was born you know what I bet he was pissed 

off only getting one gift with a card that 

said Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas 

if that was me I would be like like "yo hey 

bitch one gift you cheap mother 

beeeeeeep" I will smite your ass and flood 

your crops, hey dad will you send a 

plague of wasp, I mean what is the deal 

with holiday spirit because there is nothing 

at all to cheer about, I mean the poor 

keep getting poorer living on the streets 

they got no money for presents, hell 

that can't even eat, you have the television 

showing all the specials where everyone 

gets a presents making those unfortunate 

children feel like shit, because of 

who they were born into I

mean I guess 

they get the gift of their father locked 

away in jail who spent the Christmas 

money on cocaine and bail for beating 

his mother half to death who 

nothing but 

a whore drug addict passed out on the floor

hey kid have yourself a Merry Christmas 

I hope you get presents but he won't 

instead he will be a foster kid living from 

home to home and Happy Holidays 

even though your parents died a day 

ago hit and killed by a fucking drunk driver 

coming home from a Christmas party 

full of holiday spirit then walked away 

without a scratch saying I did not do it 

there you go kid your parents were in the 

car sorry but Happy Holidaye

Then you 

the ones at home to face the dark alone 

they want to laugh and smile 

but can't 

because of mental health they have 

depression or anxiety or some other 

form of a mental kind no one to help them 

they never believe them only

saying things like

take a pill or twenty just fake a smile until 

they find them hanging by a rope by the 

chimney with care, dead who knows how 

long they been hanging there or holding a 

gun still, been dead two weeks 

all red and green and it ain't no Christmas 

spirit that blood splatter

or sitting in 

a car that is full of presents and cookies 

and candy smothered and covered by 

carbon monoxide and oh hear that Christmas 

music blaring full of the Happy New 

Year where you find the addicts on 

the streets trying to snort up all of the white

powder or the ice that has fallen or those 

in places where unknown fighting and 

dying for what jingle bells and IEDs singing 

all they want for Christmas is their arms or 

legs they were blown away 

when they 

stopped and search foreign Santas and his

elves carrying a hundred pounds of 

explosive and radioactive Christmas toys 

so I say screw the holidays take your 

cheers I do not want to hear about 

Rudolph or snowman or how 

they git 

fifty thousand dollars worth of toys 

but threw them all away and killed their

parents because they did not get what 

they asked for so take your jingle or 

I will kick your balls and tell Santa that

 if he comes here he will see naughty

when I Claus his eyes out then shot 

his reindeer put their heads on my wall 

so all of you greedy suit wearing 

bottom dollar soul-sucking corporations 

stop shoving your Christmas bullshit 

downp the throats of those who have 

nothing at all to give stop harassing 

our kids and charging forty dollars at 

the overcrowded malls to see your crappy 

looking smells like he has been drinking 

child molesting fake Kris Kringle 

figuring the kids will throw a fit so

the parents will have to spend all 

that money. so take your HoHoHo 

and shove up your holiday spirit and 

go back to hell with the other demons.. 

and Merry Christmas to all and to all 

a good night,

Born in the backseat of a station wagon.

Aka Poet Richard M Knittle Jr.